uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 1, 2017 Glasgow Library A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, “Excuse me, Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?” To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, “Buggeroff, ye’ll no bring it back!” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites