I was telling my wife how good life was on my early 20's...

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I was telling my wife how good life was on my early 20's before I met her....

 

Out every night. Unlike being home every night.

 

Broke but happy partying and drinking. Unlike being rich but sober.

 

Living in a shared house with strangers and only a few possessions. Unlike the luxury I live in now.

 

Lots of women. Unlike the one I have.

 

A car that only just started after screaming at it. Unlike the luxury car I have now.

 

LIFE WAS AWESOME. As I looked at her as if she had taken my best years away.

 

"Some good news" she said.

 

Turns out if you keep up this attitude, You will be broke, drunk and homeless again.

Edited March 3, 2017 by Tech 425
Replaced I with you - to make sense