A hospital patient made several false alarm trips to the bathroom...

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A hospital patient made several false alarm trips to the bathroom...

 

A hospital patient made several false alarm trips to the bathroom and decided the latest episode was another and stayed in bed.

 

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

 

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

 

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.

 

He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

 

A policeman walked by and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

 

The drunk, staring down at his feet, replied,

 

"I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"