A Calvinist arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

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A Calvinist arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

 

He sees that there are two lines going in. One has a sign that reads "predestined," and the other, "free will". He naturally heads to the predestined line.

 

While waiting, an angel comes and asks him "Why are you in this line?"

 

He replies, "Because I chose it."

 

The angel looks surprised, "Well, if you 'chose' it, then you should be in the free will line."

 

So our Calvinist, now slightly miffed, obediently wanders over to the free will line.

 

Again, after a few minutes, another angel asks him, "Why are you in this line?"

 

He sullenly replies, "Someone made me come here."