uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 14, 2017 The brave captain A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope." Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted March 18, 2017 You know the yellow pants with the brown patch on the back 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
