uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 14, 2017 A Smart Dog A man has a very smart dog. Over the years, he's trained the dog to buy his beer. The routine is that he slips a $10 bill under the dog's collar, and the dog would trot down to the corner bar, where the barman knew to take the $10 and give the dog a six-pack of cheap beer in a brown paper bag. The dog would then trot back home with the bag in his mouth. One night, the guy finds he hasn't got a $10. So instead, he takes a $20 and slips it under the collar, figuring the barman will put the change in the paper bag. Off the dog went. After a few minutes the dog hadn’t appeared. The man waits another few minutes -- still no dog. He pulls on his boots and heads out toward the corner bar, looking all over the streets and yards -- no dog. Finally, he arrives at the bar, pulls open the door, and sees the dog sitting up on the barstool, drinking a martini. "What is this?" The guy says, dumbfounded. "You’ve never done this before!" To which the dog replies: "I've never had the money before." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
