An old Italian father from New York attends his sons wedding

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An old Italian father from New York attends his sons wedding.

 

"Congratulations son! I'm gonna buy you a gun as present!"

 

The son says, "Dad! I don't need a gun."

 

"Yes you do!"

 

The son replies "No I don't. Get me a watch."

 

Confused, the father asks "A watch?"

 

Son says "Yeah dad, a watch."

 

Still confused, the father says "What the hell are you gonna do with a watch?"

 

Before the son can even reply, the father adds "No, you need a gun.

 

Because, what happens when you leave the house, and forget you wallet. You run home to get it, you open up the door to your room, and she her in bed, with another man.

 

What are you gonna do? Uh? You gonna pull out your watch and say, hey times up!"