uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 8, 2017 The Lodge A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says "I'm having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out the window please come fast" Manager: "I am sorry sir this is your personal issue, please solve it by yourself." Husband: "The window is not opening, this is not personal issue this is a maintenance issue." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites