uk666 5,298 Report post Posted April 8, 2017 Jumper A married man, was standing on a bridge ready to jump. His Guardian Angel stopped him and said Ok, don’t jump and I will grant you three wishes. Because you are married, your wife will get ten times that many. The married man asked: I wish I looked two years younger. I wish for two million dollars. A mild stroke 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites