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Jumper

 

A married man, was standing on a bridge ready to jump. His Guardian Angel stopped him and said Ok, don’t jump and I will grant you three wishes.

 

Because you are married, your wife will get ten times that many.

 

The married man asked:

  1. I wish I looked two years younger.
  2. I wish for two million dollars.
  3. A mild stroke
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