jenny craig for men

[daytrader 203]

A man calls and orders the 5-day, 10 pound weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there before him stands a

voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike

running shoes except a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later after

huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost

10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day, there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing

nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,

If you catch me, you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent

shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the

same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers

that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50

pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.

This is our most rigorous program are you sure your ready for this stage.

Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day, there's a knock at the door and, when he opens it, he finds

a huge, muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes

and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.

[azizazoz2007 0]

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