uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 16, 2018 Romantic wife A wife being the romantic sort. Sent her husband a text… If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. He replied... I am taking a dump. What should I do? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites