Things Have Gender Too

[uk666 5,298]

Things Have Gender Too

Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air component.

Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom.

Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

[Rædwulf 1,441]

On 8/22/2018 at 4:54 PM, uk666 said:

Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

 

so perfect.. lmao..