10 Reasons why sleep is better than sex

[uk666 5,298]

10 Reasons why sleep is better than sex

1. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
2. No one will start rumours about how much you sleep.
3. You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
4. You don't have to pay for sleep.
5. Prevent accidents.
6. Sleep can last a good eight hours. (or even more)
7. You can sleep in church.
8. While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
9. Your teddy bear never complains.
10. Sleep reduces risk of heart disease.

[Rædwulf 1,441]

haha very funny..