uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 31, 2018 The Fart Chart A Menu of What Can Come After "What's on the Menu" VAIN PERSON: One who loves the smell of his own fart AMBITIOUS: Always ready for a fart LAZY: Just fizzles AMIABLE: Likes to smell others' farts PROUD: Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant SHY: Blushes when he farts silently CARELESS: Farts in church SMART ALEC: Farts when ladies are present CLEVER: Farts and coughs at the same time SCIENTIFIC: Bottles his farts STINGY: Belches to save his ass-hole TIMID: Jumps when he farts CONCEITED: Thinks he can fart the loudest UNFORTUNATE: Tries to fart but shits himself FOOLISH: Suppresses a fart for hours BEWILDERED: Can't tell his own fart from others NERVOUS: Stops in the middle of a fart MISERABLE: Can't fart at all CONFUSED: Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go GROUCH: Grumbles when ladies fart SNEAKY: Farts and blames it on the dog DISSAPOINTED: Fart doesn't smell CHILDISH: Farts and then giggles FRESH GUY: Jumps in front of you and then farts BIG BULLY: Farts louder than others DUMB: Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own CUTE: Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating WISE GUY: Farts and asks who shit DAMNED MEAN: Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head MUSICAL: Tenor or Base, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell ATHLETIC: Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times SLOB: Farts and stains his underwear IMPUDENT: Farts out aloud and then laughs ENVIRONMENTALIST: Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution HONEST: Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason DISHONEST: Farts and then blames the dog THRIFTY: One who always has farts in reserve ANTI-SOCIAL: Excuses himself and farts in private STRATEGIC: Conceals his fart by loud laughter INTELLECTUAL: Can determine the smell of his neighbours' fart WHIMPY: Farts at the slightest exertion SADIST: Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers SENSITIVE: Farts and then starts crying AQUATIC: Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes MASOCHIST: Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 1, 2018 2 hours ago, uk666 said: DAMNED MEAN: Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head yep guilty as charged.. its called a 'Dutch Oven'.. lmao.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
