Nose Picking Dictionary

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Nose Picking Dictionary

The Kiddie Pick 
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! 

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick 
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. 

Fake Nose Scratch 
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. 

Making A Meal Out Of It 
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. 

Surprise Pickings 
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. 

Autopick 
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. 

Pick Your Brains 
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. 

Pick And Save 
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did. 

Pick And Roll 
No explanation needed. 

Pick And Flick 
Ditto. 

Pick And Stick 
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip. 

Paydirt 
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%. 

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Snot Rocket

When you projectile out a booger at full speed