uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 20, 2018 Driving school test answers The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation is driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He cannot see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I would probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The colour. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would hard to be a dickhead all day long. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, uk666 said: Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys. that's just priceless.. rofl.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
