uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 17, 2018 Definitions THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female: Any part under a car's hood.Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. BUTT (but) n.Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.Male: Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted October 17, 2018 4 hours ago, uk666 said: COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. oh so very true.. lmao.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites