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The Elderly

  1. OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties
  2. OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance
  3. OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted
  4. OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part
  5. OLD ALCOHOLICS never die, they just get wasted
  6. OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history
  7. OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver
  8. OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures
  9. OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate
  10. OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world
  11. OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay
  12. OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest
  13. OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap
  14. OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off
  15. OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires
  16. OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away
  17. OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away
  18. OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures
  19. OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print
  20. OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter
  21. OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down
  22. OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die; they just sit around on their fat aces
  23. OLD BUDGETS never die, they are filibustered
  24. OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away
  25. OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away
  26. OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated
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