Building the Chunnel Tunnel

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Building the Channel Tunnel

As the UK and French governments began plans for the Channel (English Channel Tunnel), they realised they didn't have the ability to build it themselves, so they put the project out for bid. 

Three teams: a German team, a Japanese team, and a Team from Ireland., led by Paddy, submitted proposals and were asked to present their proposals to the selection committee.

The German team led off the presentations, with their main selling point being their engineering prowess. The German presenter showed their latest generation tunnel boring machines with laser guided accuracy, impressing the committee.

The German concluded his presentation saying, "For 2 billion Euros, we will bore from both sides of the tunnel, and one year later we will meet in the middle with and be less than 1 meter off!"

The Japanese had a tough act to follow, but they knew their process quality techniques and enhanced productivity were better. The Japanese presenter showed their latest tunnel boring machines with advanced radar, their acumen in statistical process control, then bowed and stated, "For 1.8 billion Euros, we will bore from both sides of the tunnel, and 9 months later, we will meet in the middle and be less than 1 centimetre off!"

The Irish team knew they were in trouble, but really believed in the work ethic of their people, so they decided to pitch their strengths.

Team leader paddy looked the committee in the eyes as stated:

"For 1 billion Euros and 5,000 cases of Whiskey, we will bore from both sides of the tunnel, hic, and if we don't meet in the middle, you'll get TWO tunnels for the price of ONE!"

[Rædwulf 1,441]

bahahaha.. i think the 2 tunnel outcome is a better deal anyways.. give it to the irish to bring up that offer.. lmfao..