uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 8, 2019 Zodiac and the Divine Aquarius: Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous! Pisces: Dear God, since I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch anyway, please make it for Thy glorification. Aries: Dear God, please give me patience....and could You do it right now? Taurus: Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quickly. Gemini: Dear God, Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? Cancer: Dear God!!! Leo: Yes? Virgo: Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time. Libra: Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do You think is best? Scorpio: Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don't deserve it! Sagittarius: Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating. Capricorn: Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted May 8, 2019 1 hour ago, uk666 said: Zodiac and the Divine Aries: Dear God, please give me patience....and could You do it right now? lmfao.. yep im an Aries and this is a 100% spot on.. hehehe.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
