uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 11, 2019 Signs of the Times Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let Us Remove Your Shorts." Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town. "Best Place in Town to Take a Leak." Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little." Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit." Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on Labor Day." Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push." Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write." Sign in an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels." Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs." Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition." Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites