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Breaking Wind

Hymie, 80, goes to see the Doctor. 

The Doc. asks "what's up?"

Hymie says; "Doctor, I have this problem. Lately, I've been getting these silent gas emissions. Last week my wife & I were at dinner with friends and I let 6 or 7 go. They make a noxious odour, but they're silent so I'm getting away with it, matter of fact I've had 3 or 4 slip out since I've been here in this office with you. It's not so bad, but is there anything you can do to help?"

The Doctor says:

"As a matter of fact, there is, the first thing I'm gone to do is send you to a hearing specialist."

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