uk666 5,298 Report post Posted June 26, 2019 Breaking Wind Hymie, 80, goes to see the Doctor. The Doc. asks "what's up?" Hymie says; "Doctor, I have this problem. Lately, I've been getting these silent gas emissions. Last week my wife & I were at dinner with friends and I let 6 or 7 go. They make a noxious odour, but they're silent so I'm getting away with it, matter of fact I've had 3 or 4 slip out since I've been here in this office with you. It's not so bad, but is there anything you can do to help?" The Doctor says: "As a matter of fact, there is, the first thing I'm gone to do is send you to a hearing specialist." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites