uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 25, 2019 Final Wish An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were exploring in the rain-forest when they were captured by a tribe of Indians. They were taken to the Indian chief who said them "your skin very strong, make good canoe, but I give you one final wish" The Scotsman said "a case of Scottish Whisky" and disappeared into a tent to drink. The Englishman said "3 young Indian girls" and disappeared into a tent to enjoy. The Irishman said "a fork" and after receiving it stabbed himself all over his body saying "if you think you’re going to make a bloody canoe out of me .................." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
