uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 15, 2019 Defective Boat During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any manoeuvres whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She asks, a mechanic from a local marina to have a look and identify the problem. The mechanic determined that everything from the engine to the out-drive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, the puzzled marina mechanic jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air; under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites