This Is Heaven

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This Is Heaven

Although they had been in remarkably good health, a couple in their 80s died in a car crash.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion complete with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

“It’s free,” Peter replied, “You’re in Heaven.”

Next, they went out back to survey the golf course behind the home. They could go golfing everyday and every week the course would magically change to a new one so they’d never get bored.

The old man asked, “How much is the greens fee?”

Peter replied, “This is heaven. You play for free.”

Next, they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet.

“How much to eat?” asked the old man.

“Don’t you understand yet?” Peter replied with some exasperation. “This is heaven. It is free!”

“Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol dishes?” the old man asked timidly.

Peter lectured, “That’s the best part! You can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. It’s OK. This is Heaven.”

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, threw down his hat and stomped on it while shrieking wildly.

Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, and asked him what was wrong.

The old man glared at his wife and said:

“This is all your fault. If it weren’t for your blasted bran muffins and yogurt, I could have been here ten years ago!”