uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 26, 2020 Two Politicians Two politicians on the campaign trail run into each other near a roadside diner and decide to have a cup of coffee. They shoot the breeze for a while, and then get up to leave. “You know why I’m going to be elected?” the first man asks, pulling a wad of notes out of his pocket. “It’s because of my generous personality. I always give the waitresses a big tip and ask them for their vote.” “Well,” says the other: “I always ask them to vote for you too … but then I tip them a dollar.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
