uk666 5,298 Report post Posted June 6, 2020 Pig A defendant was found in contempt of court and fined $200 for calling the judge a pig. Following the charge, the defendant asked the judge, “Does this mean I cannot call a judge a pig?” The judge sternly rebuked, “It absolutely means you may not call a judge a pig!” “Well, can I call a pig a judge then?” asked the man. Humoring the man, the judge replied, “I see no harm in calling a pig a judge, if you so choose.” The man gave a wry smirk as he said: “Good day, Judge.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites