uk666 5,298 Report post Posted June 25, 2020 Closed Curtains A lawyer awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him. "Why are the curtains closed?" he asked. "Is it night?" A nurse replied: "No, it's just that there's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites