uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 1, 2020 Ambushed The Lone Ranger and Tonto are ambushed by Indians. After they gallop clear, the Lone Ranger finds arrows sticking in his hat, his back, his arse, his horse. And Tonto is untouched. The Lone Ranger ask, 'How come they all missed you?' Tonto replied: 'My new aftershave, it's Aramis.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites