ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted March 20, 2012 HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with an old, well-read copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads ...... Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls/rottweilers. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Dragon_Skull 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted March 20, 2012 That's good but I will say rottweilers as I had one named Banshee and that stands for "Female Spirit Death" and she weighed 150 pounds 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted March 20, 2012 That's good but I will say rottweilers as I had one named Banshee and that stands for "Female Spirit Death" and she weighed 150 pounds reread tech 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daviewonder156 37 Report post Posted March 21, 2012 ROFLMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted March 21, 2012 Now the Bad Guys are going to have a Good (Oh Snap a Very Bad Day/Night) Day/Night. hehehe 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
