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one bourbon one scotch one beer going to be one of those weekends

One day till my daughter comes home

question of the day:::: does farts have lumps???

R.I.P Andy Griffith you will be missed

sick as a dog today think i,m coming down with a head cold

snow on the ground and they are calling for more next week but no worries come the end of the week it will be 80 degrees got to love arkansas

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs

Sometimes I like to hide my wife's inhaler so the neighbors think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "Give it to me!

spent the day fighting a family of skunks that moved in under my back porch finally got all of them out and fixed the holes that they dug getting in i,m wore out

starting tomorrow may not be on much for the next few weeks daughter is home from the navy

surfing%%%%%%% cw

thanks to e1 that signed up on my new facebook

This has been a week of mondays will it ever end?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research

vacation time only 6 weeks away

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

well 2day i feel better just feel like a turd on a sidewalk in the shade

well it,s just another day

when life hands you lemons knock the crap out of it,s hands and ask for a bourbon

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one

will pop in from time to time here lately been real busy haven,t ran away just busy

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy

wonder why good people die and dum ass keep on living next door neighbor is the dumbass just keeps on breathing

wrestling a big woman is like riding a moped it,s fun till someone sees you lol