You know it is hot when....

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You know it is hot when....

 

 

• Hot water comes out of both taps.
• The best parking spot is determined by shade, not distance.
• The temperature drops below 32c and you feel chilly.
• You curse light rain showers because they do not cool anything down, they just add steam.
• You discover in summer it only takes two fingers to steer a car.
• You discover you can get sunburnt through your windscreen.
• You develop a fear of metal door handles, leather seats and seat belt buckles.
• You break a sweat the instant you step outside, even at 7am.
• You realise bitumen has a liquid state.
• You cannot use candles during a romantic dinner, because they melted at lunchtime.
• You cannot hear or think any more because of the cicadas.
• While walking barefoot to your car, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.
• You catch a cold from having the aircon on full blast all night long.
• You learn that shopping centres are temples to air conditioning with shops thrown in.
• Sticking your head in the freezer and standing in your open fridge are both considered normal.
• A cup full of ice is considered a great snack.
• A power blackout is life threatening because your aircon and fans stop.
• No one cares if you walk around with no shoes on. Heck, unless it's a formal occasion no one cares if you skip the shirt too.
• You keep anything in the fridge... including potatoes, bread and clothing.
• You can move faster than an Olympic sprinter when you have groceries waiting outside in the car.
• You will drive to another state on errands, because your car has aircon and your house does not.
• The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower.
• You will wait patiently until the day it starts raining to go for a run.
• You worry your ceiling fan is spinning so fast the blades will break off and kill you.
• You laugh at this list.

 

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