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Every hotel room was taken

"You've got to have a room or just a bed somewhere and I don't really care where," the man pleads with the hotel manager.

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force gentleman, and he might be glad to split the cost."  admitted the manager.

"But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have made complaints about his snoring."

"No problem” the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy.

"How'd you achieve that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained.

"So I went over to him and gave him a big kiss on the cheek, and said Goodnight beautiful……. he sat up all night watching me. "


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