uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 4, 2018 The Portrait An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist.... ....."Paint me with big diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. " "But you are not wearing any of those things." The artist said. "I know," she reply. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for all this jewellery.’’ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 5, 2018 lol.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted September 6, 2018 Some women live up to their perceived image huh... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites