uk666 5,298 Report post Posted September 22, 2018 For the Guys Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Why are you so worked up?SAFER: Could we be overreacting?SAFEST: Here's fifty quid. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?SAFER: you look good in brown.SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dressing gown. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted September 22, 2018 there r definitely some quality ones there.. lol.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted September 26, 2018 Might be good for those born before 1960 but kids of today would call someone a PU**Y if they used them.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
