uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 12, 2018 France Customs An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted October 13, 2018 oh snap.. burn to the customs officer.. this one is great.. good laugh.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted October 15, 2018 Got him good... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites