uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 29, 2018 Cold Hands Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted October 29, 2018 hahaha.. cold muff dive.. hehe.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted November 2, 2018 He's a wee bit slow huh... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites