uk666 5,298 Report post Posted November 22, 2018 Old Marine Pilot An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?' He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes. I've taught more than 50000 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?" She said: ''I'm a lesbian.'' ''I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.'' ''As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.'' ''When I shower, I think about naked women.'' ''When I watch TV, I think about naked women.'' ''It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, ''I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted November 22, 2018 lol.. that's the truth.. the verdict is out, im a lesbian too.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites