uk666 5,298 Report post Posted December 17, 2018 Norwegian Virgin Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow…right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: “How bad is it Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin – in every vay.” The doctor told him” “Olof, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can.” He took four tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4-sided splint & taped it all together…quite an impressive work of art. Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel, she reveals her young, beautiful and untouched—still innocent body. She said: “Olof. You’ re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.” Olof immediately dropped his pants & replied: “Look at dis Lena …still in DA CRATE!” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted December 17, 2018 Quote “Look at dis Lena …still in DA CRATE!” im confused, can u explain what that means?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk666 5,298 Report post Posted December 18, 2018 My friend, he is saying that it is new and still in the crate (box) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted December 18, 2018 oh lmao.. sorry bit slow on that one.. thanx for the explanation.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted December 25, 2018 SO Lena gets None huh... After the Honeymoon maybe..?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites