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Norwegian Virgin

Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow…right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: “How bad is it Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin – in every vay.”

The doctor told him” “Olof, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can.”

He took four tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4-sided splint & taped it all together…quite an impressive work of art.

Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went on their honeymoon to Duluth.

That night in the Motel, she reveals her young, beautiful and untouched—still innocent body.

She said: “Olof. You’ re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.”

Olof immediately dropped his pants & replied:

“Look at dis Lena …still in DA CRATE!”

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My friend, he is saying that it is new and still in the crate (box)

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SO Lena gets None huh...  After the Honeymoon maybe..??

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