uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 25, 2019 Signs IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you.A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: "Blind man driving."In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on WheelsAt an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts"At a Dry Cleaner: "Drop your pants here"In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."On a Maternity Room door: "Push! Push! Push!"At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills."In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."And the best one for last!Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted March 26, 2019 8 hours ago, uk666 said: Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" omfg.. that was totally saving the BEST for last.. that's sadly the truth, but ridiculously hilarious.. rofl.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites