uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 26, 2019 Jesus and Satan Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God, was tired of hearing all of the bickering. God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away. They did spreadsheets, they wrote reports, they sent faxes, and they sent out e-mail, they sent out e-mail with attachments, they did some genealogy reports, they made cards, and they did every known job. But just a few minutes before the two hours were up, a lightening flashed across the sky. The thunder rolled and the rains came down hard. And of course, the electricity went off. Satan was upset. He fumed and fussed and he ranted and raved, all to no avail. The electricity stayed off. But after a bit, the rains stopped and the electricity came back on. Satan screamed, "I lost it all when the power went off. What am I going to do?" Jesus just sat and smiled. Satan asked about the work that Jesus had done. As Jesus turned his computer back on the screen glowed and when he pushed "print it" it was all there. "How did he do it?" Satan asked. God smiled and said: "Jesus Saves." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted March 28, 2019 And the Motto for the week is... That was cute... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
