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    Music Club is the best WordPress theme for music, club, party, radio station, bands or even entertainment magazine. Music Club comes with great features for music such as floating music player at the bottom of the page. Also has traditional boxed player as well. Music Club has event post type that come with ticket button with 5 tickets status. Demo: https://themeforest.net/item/music-club-musicbandclubparty-wordpress-theme/7017803 Download: http://bittfox.com/3d6/Music-Club-v1.09-Music-Band-Club-Party-Wordpress-Theme.rar
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    Quiet Round Of Golf A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this, said the man.” "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a grassland of cows. We went to look for them, and while rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt". "That's when I made my big mistake". "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well I lifted the cow's tail, point at it and yelled to my wife. Hey this looks like yours" "I don't remember much after that"
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    Blind cashier at Cabalas Shop A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, ?"Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway...... He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $30.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around? The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $30.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel are only $30.00, but the Duck Call is $4.50.
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    yeah, i seen this before.. it's so fricken ridiculous.. if ppl r willing to to go this far to get a buzz and overdose.. i say good riddance to them, weed out the stupid, useless ppl on this planet..
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    Facebook says it’s aware of the situation and trying to fix the issue. Another day, another service outage at social media giant Facebook and its subsidiary company Instagram. Yes, Facebook and Instagram have been hit by a worldwide service outage forcing both platforms to go offline. According to the Facebook’s outage map displayed on DownDetecter, the scale of this outage can be seen affecting users in Brazil, Argentina, Peru, Colombia, Italy, Spain, Germany France, Poland, Ukraine, Norway, Pakistan, India, Thailand, Indonesia, the United States, the United Kingdom. (It's also affecting Australia) The outage map for Instagram shows that the service is down all over Europe, the United States, South Ameria, Africa, and Asia. The outage seems to have begun at around 4 pm UK time after a message appeared on Facebook stating that Facebook is down and will be back soon. On the other hand, Instagram’s app and website are also facing loading issues preventing users from posting their content. “Facebook Will Be Back Soon Facebook is down for required maintenance right now, but you should be able to get back on within a few minutes. In the meantime, read more about why you’re seeing this message. Thanks for your patience as we improve the site,” the message said. Facebook, on the other hand, has acknowledged the issue and claimed that it is not a DDoS attack, therefore, rumors that the social media giant is under cyber attack may not be true. According to Roland Dobbins, Principal Engineer at cyber security solution provider NETSCOUT, their Threat Intelligence team has also investigated the source of the outage and observed the following: “At approximately 12:52PM EST on March 13th, 2019, it appears that an accidental BGP routing leak from a European ISP to a major transit ISP, which was then propagated onwards to some peers and/or downstreams of the transit ISP in question, resulted in perceptible disruption of access to some well-known Internet properties for a short interval.” While not malicious in nature, such events can prove disruptive on a widespread basis. It is very important that all network operators implement BGP peering best current practices (BCPs), including prefix-lists, max-prefixes, ‘peer-locking’ via AS-PATH filters, RPKI Origin Validation (RFC6811), and other techniques incorporated into the industry Mutually Agreed Norms for Routing Security (MANRS) detailed at Manrs.org,” said Dobbins. It is worth mentioning that this seems to be a huge outage as other Facebook features including Messenger, Business Manager and debug tool for developers are also down. Moreover, Facebook and Instagram are not the only services facing outage; earlier today Google’s Gmail and Drive also suffered global outages. Here are some of the tweets and reactions from Facebook and Instagram users: It is unclear what’s exactly going on but we are keeping an eye on the situation and once there is an update from Facebook we will update our readers. It’s noteworthy that lately, Facebook has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons. Last year, Facebook revealed that hackers had stolen access tokens of 50 million accounts while last week BBC reported that hackers were selling private messages of 81,000 Facebook users on an underground forum. https://www.hackread.com/
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    lol.. that's a very innocent, cute joke.. thanx for the laugh, my friend..
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    You know you're an ENGINEER when..... The only jokes you receive are through e-mail At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma Everyone else on the Alaskan cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room In college you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure The salespeople at consumer electronics retail can't answer any of your questions You are always late to meetings You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling You bought your wife a new robotic vacuum cleaner and mop for her birthday You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines. You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel. You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months. You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the chairs to see how they do the special effects. You have ever saved the power cord and screws from a broken appliance. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life. You have never bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married. You have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts. You know what http:// actually stands for. You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys. You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts. You see a good design and still have to change it. You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it. You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep. You wear black socks with white tennis shoes (or vice versa). You're in the back seat of your car, she's looking wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite. Your laptop computer costs more than your car. Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work. Your smartphone is millions of times more powerful than all of NASA’s combined computing in 1969 You've already calculated how much you make per second. You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
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    https://www.file-upload.com/kyfox0sh9xp0 https://userscloud.com/npc0yozetpjp
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    I wonder if next I hear fingerprint biometrics on hookers (I say this as I hear the USA is talking about making them legal )
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    Windows 10 Digital License Activation Script v7.0 https://www83.zippyshare.com/v/rCNbBpqL/file.html
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    Are you using Windows 10 on a OEM computer as I'm going to post tomorrow a Windows 10 Pro OEM Edition on the newest build from MS On my version you will need to do a new install, But you could try and just do the upgrade as see - But like I said it's a OEM Edition and will lock to your info, So if you need to reinstall it will be very easy If it's not OEM, Please let me know and I will find a way