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Every Stan Lee Cameo (1989 – 2018) According to the comments on YouTube, this compilation may have missed a few cameos and a couple of the dates of the films are incorrect, but this is still the most comprehensive compilation I could find online (up to and including Thor: Ragnarok). Sadly, the legendary comic book creator passed away on November 12, 2018. In collaboration with several artists – particularly Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko – he co-created Spider-Man, the Hulk, Doctor Strange, the Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Black Panther, the X-Men, and – also with co-writer Larry Lieber – Ant-Man, Iron Man, and Thor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee

RIP Stan Lee you were Loved and will be Loved Forever

that was a great share neo.. hilarious.. too bad he passed..

that's a perfect song for u my friend..

The #1 song on Tuesday, September 16th 1975 was: Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell

Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In (The Flesh Failures) by The 5th Dimension https://youtu.be/4fwFQUIijys I wish it was Pink Floyd

REO Speedwagon - Keep on Loving You by

I was a moderator for "TSBAY" back in 2008, which has been shut down years ago (By you know who), so I am familiar with this type of forum. I just stumbled upon this website, decided to sign-up.

Complete and Finished The difference between the words 'complete' and 'finished' Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is: When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!

Today I was beaten up by a Woman...! I was in the elevator when that busty lady got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1. So, I did. I don't remember much afterwards....

Cheating Mathematics Cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, I will be spending the evening with my 18 years old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight". When the man came home late that night, he found a reply of his letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao.. wish she would've said press 2..

Night Events You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body. You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally, I drifted off to sleep. Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you. Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you……… ………F***ing mosquitoes!

Senior dating ads These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. Who says seniors don't have a sense of humour? ---------------------------------------------------- FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. ---------------------------------------------------- LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. ---------------------------------------------------- SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. ---------------------------------------------------- WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier To share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. ---------------------------------------------------- BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. ---------------------------------------------------- MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads Together. ---------------------------------------------------- MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Dang wrong one

Angrily Father While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says: "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says: "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to…….?"

The Auto Air Conditioner The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately. The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed. Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Jewish, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on millions of Fords. They haggled back and forth and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so, to this day, all Ford air conditioners show: Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.

He was the real superhero behind the superheroes. RIP Stan Lee

Missing Wife A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife: Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Oh, 5 something. . Sergeant: Build? Husband: Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: Did she go in a car? Husband: Yes. Sergeant: What kind of car was it? Husband: She a 2014 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark grey metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. at this point the husband started crying... Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We’ll find her.

Mothers-in-laws and daughters-in-law‏ A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-laws to hopefully get to know and understand each other better seeing relations between them were very sour. Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law and the other for the daughters-in-law. Unfortunately, the bus the mothers-in-law were traveling in, was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot. The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss. Her friend asked her, "Forgive me for asking but why are u crying so hard, I didn't realize u were so close to your mother-in-law?" She replied... "No, she missed the bus!"

Dr. Seuss' Lost Tongue Twister See if you can do this. Read each line aloud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line, starting from the top (1)... I bet you can't resist passing it on!

Good one UK, I'm a PT in the training, I currently run a class twice a week for mobility, pre and post op patients and just those that want to get healthy minds and bodies....

Who says we don't exercise We 'jump' to conclusions We 'throw' our weight around. We 'twist' the truth. We 'stretch' the lies. We 'bend' the rules. We 'push' our luck. We 'lift' our egos. We 'run' from tough situations. We are absolutely fit

As an interesting alternative ... I recently switched over from Cox Media, where I was limited to 300Mb/s to Verizon, where I'm now getting Gigabit service. OF sorts ... While Speedtest maxes out around 500Mb/s, I can drive downloads up to 950+ Mb/s -- which is real close to my theoretical limit. The limiting hardware factor for me is that I am connected via Coax, since they didn't run an ethernet cable between their router and my router in my home office, and while that is supposed to cap out around 400 Mb/s, they are using a couple of Coax-to-Ethernet adapter boxes which, they claimed, will allow me to get Gigabit throughput. The speedtest results claim this is NOT the case, but as I have doubled up on downloads, I can achieve nearly 1000Mb/s throughput. So, I guess the technology is working. Big disappointment is that downloading with the filesharing services, most commonly Rapidgator, does not come anywhere near the Gigabit level.

Welcome to the boards man At your age, I was a brand new super mod at WarezForum (gone af) and loved every moment. I hope you enjoy yourself, learn a lot, and of course, I hope you enjoy the family here at CW. Best wishes and welcome to the boards!