uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 9, 2018 The poor gardener There was this poor gardener working in a ship-owners villa. One day his employer decided to further reward him for his excellent work, by inviting him to a formal dinner alongside his ship-owner cronies. During the evening in question, all guests were conversing with one another while the gardener sat in the corner, listening. The employer announces to the others, "this year I sent my wife to Hawaii for a couple of months so she could relax, while I stayed behind working" The ship-owner cronies also joins in. "Ah, I sent mine to Monte Carlo for a full month" Said one. "And I sent mine to Copacabana for 20 days” Said the other. At that point, the gardener’s employer decides to tease him a bit, "do tell us George, where did you send your wife on vacation this year?” "Ah," Replies the gardener. "We sir are poor people, so we have to screw our wives ourselves" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted August 9, 2018 haha perfect answer.. lol.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted August 11, 2018 Betcha that's what happened... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites