uk666 5,298 Report post Posted February 23, 2019 The War Is Over An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father... she started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, that placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?'' 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rædwulf 1,441 Report post Posted February 23, 2019 that was pretty funny.. i chuckled.. lol.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted February 24, 2019 Hmmm Depends my Son 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmo 348 Report post Posted February 28, 2019 Laughed out loud on that one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites