How to get to heaven
A pastor was doing a teaching for the children and began to ask them these questions.
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" he asked the children.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" he asked.
A five-year-old boy shouted out,
"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!!!"