Exercise For Older Folk
The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:
Monday
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through the morning paper.
Tuesday
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.
Wednesday
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the Band Wagon.
Run around in circles.
Thursday
Advise the President on how to run the country.
Toot my own horn.
Pull out all the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.
Friday
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.
Saturday
Pick up the pieces.
Sunday
Kneel in prayer.
Bow my head in thanksgiving.
Uplift my hands in praise.
Hug someone and encourage them.
WOW, What a Workout!