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Not quite sure how this drunk woman got stuck like this Ouch. Drinking alcohol does not make you invincible after all. This woman somehow ended up in this predicament during a boozy night in the Philippines. Neighbours heard her desperate cries for help and alerted rescuers, who initially struggled to get the woman out. Witnesses said she was trying to climb onto the roof of her home, but slipped and fell into the tiny gap between two houses. She was so wedged into the tight gap that she couldn’t get out. but was eventually rescued after six hours. But it was partly the fault of the woman herself; she was so drunk, she even resisted the rescue attempt, the Bureau of Fire Protection said. A spokesman said: ‘It took six hours to rescue her. In the end, the rescuers had to make a hole in the wall to remove her. ‘She sustained scratches and some bruises after the incident. Her friends asked that her identity was not revealed.’

My mate has a permanent way of getting rid of them but Mrs G won't have guns of any description in the house.

Australian boy tricks family to fly to Bali alone Australian police say they will review how a 12-year-old boy travelled alone to Bali after he had a row with his parents and used their credit card. The boy, from Sydney, booked flights and accommodation online after his parents decided to cancel a holiday to the Indonesian island, the family told the local Nine Network. He flew to Bali via Perth, presenting only his passport and school ID. The Australian Federal Police confirmed he had been reported missing nine days earlier after leaving home and failing to turn up to school. They did not say how many days he was in Bali. He had used a self-service check-in terminal in Sydney to board a flight to Perth and then a connection to Bali, the Nine Network reported. The boy, identified only by a pseudonym, said he was questioned once by airline officials in Perth. "They just asked for my student ID and passport to prove that I am over 12 and that I am in secondary school," he said on the A Current Affair programme. "It was great because I wanted to go on an adventure." He said he had checked into his hotel room in Bali by telling staff that he was waiting for his sister to arrive. Australian police said they were alerted to his presence in Bali on 17 March. He was taken into protective custody before being reunited with his parents. The boy's mother told the programme she had been left "shocked", saying: "There is no emotion to feel what we felt when we found he left overseas." The mum admitted her 12-year-old “just doesn’t like the word no”. Police said they would review the circumstances of the case to make sure similar incidents did not happen again.

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always loved the intro to this, so epic sounding.

eww rough one.. yeah they frickin stink when they're in heat..

At the moment I am so anti cats or rather 2 in particular. They belong to a new neighbour and have not been neutered. At least one of them makes our life hell by continually marking it's territory on our deck and patio doors. Life is a continual round of disinfectant scrubbing and nagging from Mrs G. She has a hyper sensitive sense of smell so it drives her nuts with the stink. If I had the chance that cat would be no more.